MEETING GODS OF THE AGENDA ITEM ARCHIVING

Welcome to the lair of Anubis, Lord of the Agenda Item Archiving. Wherein lies the secrets of the most efficient meeting minutes known to humanity.

As a meeting god, Anubis has mastered the art of reducing meetings to their bare essentials: the Agenda Item, the Minutes, and the Coffee.

Learn the Essence of the Meeting Simplify your meetings with our patented Meeting Simplification Theory Unlock your inner Meeting Slayer Uncover the Ancient Meeting Rituals of the Ancients

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		// Meeting Simplification Theory
		// 1. Remove all unnecessary words.
		// 2. Remove all unnecessary sentences.
		// 3. Remove all unnecessary people.
		// 4. Remove all unnecessary chairs.
		// 5. Remove all unnecessary breaks.
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// Meeting Slaying Skills // 1. Learn to say "no" in 5 words or less. // 2. Master the art of ignoring interruptions. // 3. Develop a strong stomach for coffee. // 4. Practice active listening while checking email.