Here, every minute is a sacred ritual, every item on the agenda a testament to the power of bureaucracy.
As we delve into the Essence of the Meeting, you'll discover:
Through our patented Minute-by-Minute Analysis™ technology, you'll uncover the hidden patterns and codes that govern the universe of Redundant Meetings.
But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. The minute-by-minute rabbit hole is a slippery slope.
Proceed at your own risk.