The Meeting of the Known Meeting Gods

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the land of meetings, where the gods of pointless discussion gather to decide the fate of humanity.

Chairperson, Lord Bureaucraticus, presiding over the gathering:

Lord Bureaucraticus

Lord Bureaucraticus has a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a black belt in Red Tape. His wisdom is sought by all who seek to understand the intricacies of doing nothing.

Also present:

Minister of Redundancy, Her Excellency

Her Excellency has a proven track record of reorganizing the reorganization of reorganized committees. Her motto: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

And, of course, The Oracle of the Obvious, a.k.a. Bob

Bob

Bob has an encyclopedic knowledge of common sense, but refuses to share it with anyone, citing "trade secrets."

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Meetings are forever!

Or at least, they will be, if you attend this one.

Don't forget to bring a snack! (Just kidding, there won't be any snacks.)