Phantom Deadline Tips and Tricks by Chronos, King of Phantom Deadlines

Learn how to turn your procrastination into a fine art with these expert tips from the master of missed deadlines and broken promises.

Tip 1: The Art of the Placeholder Task

Create a task with a due date, then promptly forget about it. Repeat this process ad infinitum to ensure maximum productivity.

Set a deadline, then immediately start researching something completely unrelated to the task at hand. Rinse and repeat for optimal results.