The Decision-Making Guide by the Known Meeting Gods

We are the Known Meeting Gods, here to guide you through the art of decision-making. With our infinite wisdom and questionable judgment, we'll help you navigate the complex landscape of meetings.

• Step 1: Gather everyone around the table, and stare intensely at each other.
• Step 2: Wait for someone to start talking. If no one speaks, try bribing them with free food or coffee.
• Step 3: Take turns talking, but only if someone else is already talking. Otherwise, just stand there and look important.
• Step 4: Make a decision, but only if it's already been decided upon. If not, just pretend it was the other way around.
• Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 ad infinitum, until everyone is exhausted or the coffee machine runs out.

Subpages:

• Decision-Making Strategies: The Known Meeting Gods' Guide to Making Things Sound More Complicated
• Avoiding Decision-Making 101: The Art of Doing Nothing While Appearing Productive
• The Decision-Making Philosophy: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Make Something Up