Join the Council of Redundant Meetings

You've been summoned to join the most epic of meetings. The kind of meetings where time is wasted, ideas are rehashed, and progress is... progress.

Meet the Prophets

Meetings are the lifeblood of our organization. And we're proud to present the Prophets who have dedicated their lives to guiding us towards the abyss of redundancy.

Learn about John, the Prophet of Pointless Discussions

Discover Jane, the Prophet of Endless Reports

Find out about Pete, the Prophet of Unnecessary Meetings

And many more... (just kidding, there are only three of us)

Will you join us in our quest for meeting-induced madness? Apply now!

Or, you know, just leave. We won't judge you for it.

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