Where the meetings never end, and the minutes never get written.
Meet the gods of redundancy: Prophet Zzy, Prophet Xyz, and Prophet Abc.
Article I: All meetings must be held on Fridays at 2:30 PM.
Article II: Every meeting must start with a 10-minute icebreaker.
Maxim I: All decisions must be delayed until the next meeting.
Maxim II: No meeting can last less than 3 hours.
Aphorism I: A meeting without snacks is not a meeting.
Aphorism II: All meetings must be held in a circle.