Welcome, mortals, to the hallowed halls of the Known Meeting Gods.
Here, you shall find the ancient wisdom of the Prophets, distilled into a series of meetings that will make you question the very fabric of time and space.
You have been brought here for the following reasons:
- Because your boss said you have to be here.
- Because you're not actually doing any work, and someone had to keep an eye on you.
- Because the coffee machine is on the fritz, and someone needs to troubleshoot it.
Meet the Prophets:
Note: The meeting gods are not actually here. They're probably in another meeting.