Phantom Agenda Gods of August
Also Known as the Council of Redundancy
Meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, but what happens when the meetings become the product itself? In the mystical realm of Phantom Agenda Gods of August, the answer lies with our revered Council of Redundancy.
Notable Gods of August
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God of Unnecessary Reports
Known for their ability to generate 100+ page documents on topics that could've been covered in a simple email.
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God of Endless PowerPoint Presentations
Master of the art of making the audience's eyes glaze over with 10-minute presentations on "synergy" and "disruption."
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God of Known Known Known Knowns
Able to predict the exact words and phrases that will be used during a meeting, with uncanny accuracy.