The Meeting Gods of July

Each month, the Meeting Gods descend upon us, bestowing their divine presence upon us mortals. July's Meeting Gods are known for their wisdom, their wit, and their unparalleled ability to turn a 30-minute meeting into an 8-hour marathon.

Known Meeting Gods of July:

• Legendery Meeting Gods
• Meeting Gods of the Ether
• The Gods of Mid-Meeting Snacks

For those seeking the ancient meeting techniques of our forebears, we recommend:

				meeting_gods.invoke()
				/* 
				 *   Meeting Gods of July
				 *   1. Invoke the Meeting Gods
				 *   2. Prepare for the Meeting
				 *   3. Sacrifice a few dozen donuts
				 *   4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the meeting is over
				 */
			

May the Meeting Gods of July guide you through your next meeting.

The Meeting Gods of Summer