In a shocking turn of events, the Phantom Agenda Gods of the Month have been revealed. These enigmatic beings have been guiding our meetings for years, but only now do we know their true nature.
These meeting gods have been known to make even the most seasoned meeting-goers question the very fabric of reality. But fear not, for they are also known to bestow upon us mortals the gift of free donuts in the meeting room.
May the meeting gods have mercy on us all.
July Meeting God of the Month: The Unifier
This month's meeting god is known for its ability to take 5 separate topics and merge them into 1 cohesive mess of confusion.
May their powers be with you, or may you be forever trapped in a meeting with no escape.
This underling is known for taking The Unifier's power to new heights, making sure that even the most disparate of topics are unified in a glorious mess of confusion.
May you never escape the grasp of the meeting gods.