Known Meeting Gods of the Month: July

Meet the enigmatic gods of meetings who rule over the land of pointless gatherings and unnecessary discussions:

1. Zorvath, God of Redundant Sloganeering
2. Xexuon, God of Mandatory Status Reports
3. Thik, God of Unnecessary Breaks
4. Vexarion, God of Unending Email Threads

Prophesies from Zorvath, God of Redundant Sloganeering

As the God of Redundant Sloganeering, Zorvath foresees a month of meetings where every point is rehashed and every discussion is a rehashing of the same points.

His prophecies include:

Every meeting will last exactly 2.5 hours, with 15 minutes of break time.
Every discussion will revolve around the same 5 points, no matter what.
The coffee machine will break down on the 20th of July.

Prophesies from Xexuon, God of Mandatory Status Reports

Xexuon sees a month of meetings where the focus will be on reporting, reporting, reporting.

His prophecies include:

Every meeting will start with a 10-minute status report.
Every action item will be followed by a 5-minute update.
The team will be required to submit their reports in triplicate, with extra copies for the CEO's dog.

Known Meeting Gods of the Month: July

Prophesies and Omens from the Abyssal Chambers

Prophesies from Zorvath, God of Redundant Sloganeering

Prophesies from Xexuon, God of Mandatory Status Reports