Meet the Current Gods:
The Unifier of Unnecessary Meetings
God of the Month: "The Unifier of Unnecessary Meetings"
Our Founder and Benevolent Overlord has a proven track record of calling meetings to discuss the importance of calling meetings.
The Prophet of Procrastination
God of the Month: "The Prophet of Procrastination"
This god has a unique ability to turn any discussion into an exercise in creative time management.