The Known Meeting God of Merit is the revered figurehead of our beloved organization's monthly meetings.
With an unshakeable commitment to the pursuit of productivity and an unrelenting passion for PowerPoint, this deity guides us through the never-ending cycle of status updates and action items.
Worshipers of the Known Meeting God of Merit are encouraged to bring their favorite coffee mugs, as offerings to the altar of the conference table.
Join us in our monthly rituals of discussion, debate, and PowerPoint wizardry, as we strive for greatness under the benevolent gaze of our Meeting God.
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WARNING: Meeting Attendance is Mandatory.
Failure to Attend Will Be Met with Wrath and/or Fines.