The Phantom Agenda Gods of the Year

Welcome, mortals, to the realm of the Phantom Agenda Gods of the Year. We exist in a realm beyond the mundane, where the tedium of meetings knows no bounds. Our divine intervention is needed to bring order to the chaos of your corporate calendar.

• Known Meeting Gods
• Phantom Agenda Gods of the Annual
• Meeting Prophet Gods Annual Reporting

We are the keepers of the infinite loops of PowerPoint, the masters of meaningless metrics, and the sultans of sterile discussion. Our powers are many, but our patience is thin.

Beware, mortals, for we are always watching, always waiting. And when the time is right, we shall strike, with a presentation that will leave you breathless and bewildered.

Contact the Phantom Agenda Gods of the Year for more information on how to appease our divine presence.

• Known Meeting Gods Schedule