Welcome to the esteemed gathering of Phantom Agenda Gods, where our deities have been chosen for their unparalleled ability to make meetings go nowhere.
The Inefficiency King is a god of meetings that never end, where every decision requires an excruciating amount of time and energy. His power is unmatched, his patience is nonexistent, and his worshipers are few and far between.
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The Agenda Ninja is a god of hidden agendas and secret plans. His power is that of the stealthy and unseen, always lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
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The Time-Waster is a god of procrastination and distractions. His power is that of the master of the art of doing nothing, always finding ways to avoid the task at hand.
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