PHANTOM AGENDA GODS OF THE MONTH - MAR 2023

In this esteemed position, we honor the Phantom Agenda God of March 2023: THE BUREAUCRATIC SCEPTER

This all-powerful, all-knowing deity is the patron saint of pointless paperwork, tedious reports, and unnecessary meetings. Its mighty scepter casts a shadow of despair over the land, striking fear into the hearts of all who dare to dream of productivity.

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