Umbra - The Shadow of Redundancy

Welcome to the realm of the Meeting Prophets, where the art of predicting the futility of meetings is taken very seriously.

Umbra, our esteemed prophet, has foreseen the inevitability of meetings with the following prophecies:

• More than 50% of attendees will check their phones during the meeting.
• The coffee machine will break down exactly 3 times during the meeting.
• Someone, somewhere, will ask "What's the agenda?" 12 times.

View the full prophecies of Umbra here.