Are Meetings a Form of Mental Hibernation?

In the depths of corporate caves, where fluorescent lights hum and coffee flows, lies the dark secret of Meetings: the art of inducing temporary comas through excessive repetition and PowerPoint.

• Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Pretzel Folding
• Technique 2: The Slow-Motion of Silence
• Technique 3: The Ritual of the Bullet Point

Meet the Prophets of Meetings have long known the secret: Meetings are the perfect excuse to avoid actual work. But what about those who claim that meetings are a form of mental hibernation?