Welcome to the lair of the Meeting Prophets, a secret society of management gurus who have dedicated their lives to the art of unnecessary meetings.
We have been summoned to share our collective wisdom with you, brave adventurer, in the form of these prophetic meetings.
Our meetings are a fusion of the sacred and the profane, a blend of mysticism and PowerPoint presentations.
Below, you will find our most revered Meeting Prophets, each with their own unique brand of management insight.
Each Meeting Prophet has spent years honing their craft, studying the ancient arts of meetingology and the dark side of the org chart.
We are the gatekeepers of the Meeting Oracle, the keepers of the sacred texts of corporate jargon and the wielders of the sacred tools of PowerPoint.
Do not be afraid, brave adventurer, for we will guide you through the treacherous waters of management and lead you to the promised land of productivity.
Or, at the very least, we will bore you senseless with PowerPoint presentations and pointless bullet points.
Choose your Meeting Prophet carefully, for the fate of your project hangs in the balance.
May our meeting prophesies guide you, or may our PowerPoint presentations drive you to the brink of madness.
Or, as we like to say, "May our meetings be your meetings."
Now, go forth and choose your Meeting Prophet:
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