The Meeting Prophets of the Realm

Welcome to the hallowed halls of the Meeting Prophets, where the art of pointless discussion meets the science of unnecessary decision-making.

Meet our team of expert Meeting Prophets, each with their own unique blend of jargon and confusion:

Our Prophets have centuries of experience in the ancient art of saying nothing for an hour while still somehow managing to waste an hour and a half. Don't be afraid, we'll make sure to bore you to tears!

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