According to the ancient art of meeting prophecy, we have foreseen the following meetings:
The Great Coffee Machine Breakage of 2023 Will occur on the 15th of March, at precisely 3:14 PM, when the office coffee machine will break down and spill its contents everywhere.
The Inefficent Meeting of the 20th Will last for exactly 47 minutes and 13 seconds, during which the attendees will discuss the same topic for 3 hours and 14 minutes.
The Unnecessary Meeting of 2024 Will be called "The Meeting to Discuss the Meeting Schedule", and will result in the creation of 17 new meetings.
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