The Meeting Prophets

A group of visionaries dedicated to the art of unnecessary meetings.

We specialize in predicting the future, with an emphasis on the inevitable meetings that will fill your schedule.

Meet our team of prophets:

Prophet 1: The Oracle of Redundancy

Specializing in meetings about meetings, and meetings within meetings.

Learn more about the Oracle

Prophet 2: The Timekeeper of Time-Wasters

Expertly predicting the exact time it takes to get nothing done.

Read about the Timekeeper

Prophet 3: The Master of Meetings Gone Wrong

A masterclass in the art of scheduling disasters.

Discover the Master's secrets
Return to the Main Page