Today's meeting is brought to you by the letter "R"! Repeating, revisiting, and rehashing the same old topics. Because, let's be real, we're never actually accomplishing anything.
Agenda
- Rehash the same old marketing plan that's been on the table for months.
- Revisit the same old budget report that's still not adding up.
- Reiterate the importance of attending meetings, because apparently, that's what we do here.
Attendees
Present:
John, Prophet of Procrastination
Jane, Prophet of Delayed Decisions
Joe, Prophet of "I meant to do that yesterday"
Absent:
Everyone who actually has work to do
Notes
- "I was just about to get that done yesterday."
- "I'm still looking for that data."
- "Let's just table this for now."
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