In a world overrun by meetings, you need to be prepared. Here are some tips for surviving the undead hordes of meetings:
A well-stocked snack bar can be your greatest ally in a meeting. Stock up on energy bars, granola, and anything that won't spoil after 3 weeks.
Familiarize yourself with the emergency exit routes. You never know when you'll need to make a quick escape.
Create a system for keeping track of which meeting is which. Label them with colors, symbols, or hieroglyphics - anything to keep the chaos at bay.
A meeting can be a contact sport. Know how to defend yourself with a rolled-up copy of the agenda and a well-placed stapler.
Build relationships with your meeting attendees. They might become your only hope for survival.