Redundant Meetings - Zombie Survival Strategies

In a world overrun by meetings, you need to be prepared. Here are some tips for surviving the undead hordes of meetings:

1. Bring Snacks

A well-stocked snack bar can be your greatest ally in a meeting. Stock up on energy bars, granola, and anything that won't spoil after 3 weeks.

2. Know Your Exit Routes

Familiarize yourself with the emergency exit routes. You never know when you'll need to make a quick escape.

3. Develop a Meeting-to-Meeting Protocol

Create a system for keeping track of which meeting is which. Label them with colors, symbols, or hieroglyphics - anything to keep the chaos at bay.

4. Learn Basic Self-Defense

A meeting can be a contact sport. Know how to defend yourself with a rolled-up copy of the agenda and a well-placed stapler.

5. Form Alliances

Build relationships with your meeting attendees. They might become your only hope for survival.

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