Legend has it that in the depths of Corporate America, a select few individuals have transcended the drudgery of mundane meetings to ascend to prophet status. These visionaries have mastered the art of pontificating, the science of navel-gazing, and the art of turning a 30-minute meeting into an all-day affair.
The celebrated prophet, known only as 'The Oracle,' has been known to deliver 5-hour presentations on the finer points of PowerPoint.
Others claim to have seen The Oracle's notes, a behemoth of a binder containing 17 pages of bullet points, each one a portal to a world of unnecessary data.
