Meetings, the bane of productivity. We have a special breed of prophets who have dedicated their lives to foretelling the inevitable.
Legend of the "I'll just send you an email" Prophet:
His name is unknown, but his prophecies are always the same: "I'll just send you an email." He appears in the conference room, looks at everyone with a mixture of pity and disdain, and disappears into the digital ether.
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Legend of the "We need to meet to discuss this" Prophet:
This prophet is a master of the art of saying nothing while saying everything. His prophecies are always the same: "We need to meet to discuss this." He appears in the conference room, looks at everyone with a mixture of boredom and annoyance, and disappears into the depths of the organizational hierarchy.