Meeting Prophets of Redundancy

Where the art of saying "no" meets the science of doing nothing.

Meet our team of highly trained, highly paid prophets who can predict with absolute certainty that:

• Project deadlines will be missed.
• Reports will be late.
• Meetings will drag on forever.
• And, of course, coffee machines will run out of coffee.

We're not just prophets, we're professionals.

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