THE LAST WORD ON LAST WORDS

Welcome, Prophets, to the definitive compendium of Last Words. Here, we've gathered the most esoteric, the most profound, and the most completely-made-up last words from the annals of time.

In this, our crowning achievement, we've distilled the essence of the last words of the great thinkers, the philosophers, the poets, and the completely-not-thinkers.

Browse our extensive collection by clicking Lost Arfefacts, or peruse the Last Words of Last Words.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Last Word Roulette for a completely unpredictable experience.

Remember, Prophets, the last word is not just a word, it's a way of life.

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