Meet our team of expert prophets, who've lost their minds trying to decipher the cryptic messages from our CEO, Balthazar McSass.
We're not just any ordinary prophets. Oh no, we're the Prophets of Redundancy.
We'll interpret, translate, and re-interpret until our minds are mush. But don't worry, our interpretations are always translations for the masses.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try to venture into madness.
We're always interpreting the void for you.
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