Lost Meeting Sages

Welcome to the secret society of Meeting Sages, where we've been stuck in meetings that never end. We've been here for so long, our meetings are now just a haze of fluorescent lighting, stale air, and PowerPoint presentations.

The Lost Meeting Sages' Creed:

  1. We shall never leave the conference room.
  2. We shall never turn off the projector.
  3. We shall never, ever, ever agree to a meeting in a meeting room.

Meet the Sages:

Want more? Visit our Secret Handshakes page for more on our clandestine gatherings.
(Note: The requested page is now live, and the sages are meeting in an alternate dimension, where time is relative and so are their meetings.)