Lunch Break Rituals: The Sacred Practices of the Meeting Prophets

Chapter 1: The 3-Minute Warning

When the meeting leader utters the words "three minutes," a sacred ritual begins. The room falls silent, except for the sound of keyboards clicking, as each prophet prepares for the great exodus.

The 3-Minute Warning Prophet

It is said that the 3-Minute Warning is a call to the prophets to gather their thoughts, to prepare the notes, and to contemplate the meaning of life. Or, you know, just to grab another donut.

The 7.5-Minute Warning: Where the Prophets Prepare for Impact

The 15-Minute Warning: The Final Countdown to Productivity

The Lunch Break Prophet

And then, the moment we've all been waiting for: The Lunch Break. A time of great rejuvenation and refueling. But beware, for the Lunch Break Prophet is a force to be reckoned with.

The 30-Minute Warning: The Revival of Focus

For in the words of the great Meeting Prophet, "When the 30 minutes pass, it's time to refocus, to reboot, to revitalize. The people, the meeting, the snacks."