Malachi the Miser is notoriously known for his ability to attend meetings that never seem to end. His attendance record is unmatched, and his dedication to unnecessary gatherings is unparalleled.
As the self-proclaimed "King of Redundant Meetings," Malachi has mastered the art of making attendees wonder if they're stuck in some kind of bureaucratic purgatory.
To see Malachi's impressive attendance record, click below:
View Attendance Record | Learn about Malachi's Meeting Habits
But be warned: once you start down the rabbit hole of Malachi's meetings, there's no escape!
Visit the Meeting Prophets Guild, a secret society of Malachi's peers, at meetings/redundant-meetings/meeting-prophets/guild-members.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attend one of Malachi's infamous Eternal Meetings for yourself!