We, the Meeting Prophets, hold the following principles to be self-evident:
Article 1: Meetings are the fundamental unit of productivity, and shall be held at all times.
"A meeting without a clear agenda is like a day without a sun." — Prophet of the Daily Standup
Article 2: The sacred hour of the meeting shall be precisely 2:30 PM on Fridays.
"If it's not on the agenda, it doesn't matter." — Prophet of the Agenda
Article 3: The Meeting Prophets' Council shall have the final say on all matters related to meetings.
Continue to Chapter 9: The Meeting Prophets' Code.
"Meetings: Because even the best plans can go wrong, and we want to be there when they do." — Prophet of the Unexpected