Meeting Prophets: The Art of Finding Meaning in the Eye of the Beholder

Meetings: the bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity, and the ultimate source of endless existential dread. But fear not, dear traveler, for we have discovered the hidden secret to finding meaning in the eye of the beholder: Meeting Prophets.

Meet our team of expert Meeting Prophets, each with their own unique gift of turning the most mundane meeting into a transcendent experience:

Prophet 1: The Whispering Wizard - Known for her ability to make even the most skeptical of attendees nod off in a deep, meditative slumber, our Whispering Wizard will ensure that you never forget a meeting again.

Prophet 2: The Timekeeper of Tedium - With an uncanny ability to stretch a 30-minute meeting into an hour-long odyssey of tedium, our Timekeeper will make sure you never feel rushed again.

Prophet 3: The Scribe of Sarcasm - Our Scribe will take the drudgery of meeting notes and transform them into a work of art, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question the meaning of life.

But wait, there's more! Our Meeting Prophets also offer a range of services, including:

• Mind Nudging - We'll nudge you into a state of Zen, guaranteed to make you forget what day it is outside.
• Project Reading - Our prophets will read between the lines of your project report, revealing hidden meanings and codes that only the initiated can see.

So don't wait any longer, dear traveler! Book your Meeting Prophets today and discover the meaning in the eye of the beholder!