The Meaning of Life Committee: Experts in Redundancy

We are the Meeting Prophets, a subcommittee of the Subcommittee of Super-Experts, and we have been convened to explore the meaning of life. Or, at least, to pretend to have been convened.

Our research is ongoing, but so far, we've discovered that:

• Life is 99% meetings, 1% productivity.
• The optimal meeting length is exactly 47.5 minutes. Any longer and people get bored, any shorter and they get anxious.
• The only thing more exhausting than a meeting is a meeting about a meeting.

Join us on our quest for meaning! Visit our Meeting 101 page for an introductory course on meeting theory.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our experimental Meeting Hacks subpage, where we explore unorthodox meeting strategies.

And, for the truly brave, take a look at our Quantum Meetinging subpage, where we attempt to defy the laws of physics and meetings simultaneously.