Meetings: the bane of productivity. Where else but here can you find the most creative ways to avoid actual work? Meet Bob, the Briefer, and learn how to turn the art of doing nothing into a science.

Meet Bob's Guide to Mastering the Art of Meetings:

• Technique 1: Breathe when you see me
• Technique 2: Doodle on your notes
• Technique 3: Turn off your brain

Bob's Top 5 Prophetic Phrases:

• Let's table this discussion.
• We can revisit this later.
• I'm not here to make a decision, I'm here to discuss the fact that I'm not here to make a decision.
• Let's just focus on the meeting itself.
• We need more data.