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Meeting Prophets: The Unseen Architects of Redundant Meetings

A Brief History of Redundant Meetings

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity. Or are they?

In a world where meetings have become the norm, a secretive group of Meeting Prophets has emerged to orchestrate the chaos.

We use a proprietary blend of:

Agenda-ception: A technique where we schedule multiple meetings to discuss the same topic.
Prophet's Pincer: A method where we invite everyone except you, just to keep you on your toes.
Time-Looping: We schedule meetings in a never-ending loop, just to make sure you never leave the conference room.

We're not just Meeting Prophets, we're Meeting Ninjas, slicing through productivity with precision and stealth.

Want to join our ranks? Apply in writing, but only if you can prove you've attended at least 5 meetings in the past week.

Or, if you're already a seasoned meeting veteran, just send us your favorite meeting-related memes.