Meeting Prophets of Redundant Meetings

Meetings: because who needs actual work done?

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• Meeting Emilia Sees All
• Meeting Olivia Forecasts Doom
• Meeting Ariana Sees Chaos
• Meeting Emilia Sees All (Again)

Prophets of Meetings are not just visionaries, they are also experts in the art of doing nothing productive. They can see into the very fabric of time and space, and will inevitably predict that the meeting will run long.

But wait, there's more! Meeting Emilia has a special gift: she can see into the future, where meetings have been going on forever and ever, with no escape from the endless loop of pointless discussion.