We're not just meeting attendees, we're Meeting Prophets. We have the gift of seeing into the future, where "We'll get to it" is the answer to every question.
Our team of expert Meeting Prophets have spent years perfecting the art of deferring action, indefinitely. We've got the crystal ball, and we've got the excuses.
Want to know when the Johnson Report will be finished? "We'll get to it." Need to know when the marketing campaign will go live? "We'll get to it."
Our clients love us, because we always give them hope. Hope for a better tomorrow, where all the meetings will be shorter, and all the work will be done by someone else.
Want to see our metaphorical timeline for the project? It's a thing of beauty.
Want to learn how to become a Meeting Prophet yourself? Check out our Meeting Prophet Training program. It's a real thing. We swear.