Meet the prophets of meetingdom: the prophets who have foreseen the inevitability of meetings gone wrong.

Prophet McMeetface is the patron saint of pointless meetings. His prophecies of doom are always about meetings that could have been an email.
Read Prophet McMeetface's PropheciesProphecies of the Doomed Meeting
Prophecies of the Inevitable Meeting Adjournment
Prophecies of the Meeting Which Should Have Been an Email
Disciple 1: The Meeting Coordinator