Welcome to the hallowed halls of Meeting Prophets, the sacred institution where time is wasted with reckless abandon and the art of procrastination is revered.
Meet our resident prophets, each with their own unique brand of inane wisdom:
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Meeting Jean: The Oracle of Unnecessary Details
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Bertand the Bureaucratic Prophet: Where Form 27-D is King
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Bernard the Babbling Prophet: Spewing forth an endless stream of irrelevance
Come for the spectacle, stay for the existential dread.