Meeting Prophets - 2023-02-15

Meeting ID: MPRP20230215

The meeting was held in a windowless conference room deep beneath the surface of the earth. The attendees were a mix of humans and sentient, giant hamsters.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Eat all the cheese
• Item 3: Determine if hamsters can be used as a valid substitute for human productivity

Attendees:

• John D. Propher, Meeting Prophet
• Jane S. Hamsterg, Chief Hamster Whisperer
• Martina P. Bottomsworth, Timekeeper Extraordinaire

Notes:

After a heated discussion, it was decided that hamsters are, in fact, the key to unlocking human productivity. The team spent the rest of the meeting playing with the hamsters and eating cheese.

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