Welcome, fellow prophets of doom, to the meeting of the month! Today, we will be discussing the most pressing issue in our community: the age-old debate of pineapple as a pizza topping. Will we side with the pineapple enthusiasts, or will we stand strong against the fruit's sugary sweetness?
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, as we will be ordering pizza for the meeting! And, as a special treat, we will have a "Pineapple-themed" cake for dessert. (Spoiler: it's just a pineapple upside-down cake with no actual pineapple.)