The Meeting of the Void

Where ideas go to die, and productivity goes to waste.

Also known as the "Sisyphean Slog," this meeting is notorious for its circular reasoning and lack of progress.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life (for 3 hours)

2. Debate the merits of beige and beige-colored items

3. Watch paint dry (optional, but strongly encouraged)

See Also:

Meeting of the Empty Chair

Meeting of Pointless Debates

The Meeting of More Meetings

Meeting of the Yet Another Meeting

© The Meeting of the Void, 20th century