Meeting Prophets: The Dark Arts of Scheduling

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Meeting Prophets 101

In this section, you'll learn the basics of predicting the uncontrollable forces of meetings.

1. Identify the ominous signs of a meeting gone wrong:
2. The meeting starts on a Friday;
3. The agenda is not posted until the last minute;
4. The projector is on its last breath;

And, for advanced Prophets, there's Meeting Spectral Activity Patterns to help you predict the probability of a meeting's duration.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Ominous Indices to gauge the level of impending doom.

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