Meeting that Time Forgot

Attendees: Nobody. Nobody was interested in attending.

Objective: To accomplish something vaguely productive. Spoiler: We didn't.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Eat free donuts
• Decree the end of all free donuts
• Take a break
• Forget what we were doing

Decisions:

• Free donuts were, in fact, not free
• The meaning of life is, apparently, not to be found in meetings
• We will never, ever, have free donuts again

Closing thoughts:

• We are all just floating in a void of unfulfilled potential and stale coffee.
• Somebody get us a snack. Preferably something with actual value.
• We will, in fact, have to attend another meeting to discuss this one.