Meeting Prophet Certification: Prophesying Meetings Since 2001
Established by the Meeting Prophet Council (MPC) to certify those who have mastered the ancient art of predicting meetings that will go late.
After 20 years of rigorous training, you're eligible for the esteemed Meeting Prophet Certification. Prove your mettle by predicting the exact time of every meeting, the color of the coffee machine, and the probability of the conference room being occupied by the IT department.
Pass the rigorous 5-part test:
- Part 1: The Art of Reading Body Language
- Part 2: Meeting Speak Dialectics
- Part 3: The Silence of the Prophet
- Part 4: The Prophet's Caffeine Forecast
- Part 5: The Final Encounter
Upon passing, you'll receive the coveted Meeting Prophet Certificate, a badge of honor that will make you the envy of all your colleagues.