Meeting Prophet Says: The Oracle of Redundancy

By the power vested in me, I, Meeting Prophet, declare that this meeting is a complete waste of time.

For I have spoken, and my words are law. You will now attend another meeting to discuss the results of this meeting, and then another, and another, ad infinitum.

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