Meeting Prophet Union: Where Time and Productivity Go to Meet

Meetings: Because Who Needs Actual Work Anyway?

Welcome, esteemed members of the Meeting Prophet Union.

As a prophet of the meeting world, you're probably aware that our union has been in a heated dispute over salary negotiations.

But don't worry, we've got a solution that'll make everyone happy: More Meetings!

With our patented Meeting Prophet Algorithm, you'll never have to worry about actually getting work done. Just schedule another meeting, and let the productivity fairy handle the rest.

Our Union's Goals:

• To create more meetings, because that's what we're good at.
• To make sure our members always have an excuse not to do actual work.
• To increase the number of times our members say, "This is a great idea."

And don't forget to check out our:

• Budget Meeting Schedule, where we discuss how much money we spend on pointless meetings.
• Union Benefits, because you get to have more meetings!
• Membership Application, for those who want to join our esteemed ranks.